fyjonstewart:

our ten favorite regular guests on the daily show (in no particular order)

Neil deGrasse Tyson

May 20 2012, 08:35 AM   •   31,286 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
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People talk about sexual assault like it’s a bad habit that men have.

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Jon Stewart  (via junehymn)

Boom!

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May 02 2012, 03:12 PM   •   8,201 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

urmonotheismus:


April 19 2012, 05:26 PM   •   5,281 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who’s arrested — even accidentally — can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the searches coming from the Court’s five conservatives. You know — the ‘defending personal liberty’ guys. Which is weird because I’m not a constitutional scholar, but I’m willing to bet Big Government feels its biggest when it’s inside your anus.

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JON STEWART, in re: this, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)

That’s right: Undercover Nun just reblogged something with the word anus in it. I also corrected an it’s to its. That was a public service. :-)

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warningdontreadthis:

HOW ILLOGICAL CAN YOU FUCKING GET?

March 06 2012, 09:19 PM   •   300,398 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

thepeopleofd:

catbushandludicrous:

This man is awesome.

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